No such thing as bad publicity

Someone thought it would be a good idea to mention our quest on the company-wide intranet. Apparently, pictures speak louder than words:

(From left: Richard F, Mike W, Tom W, Phil S, Ian H, Neil B, Greg R, Andy D)

The words spoken by this picture include:"don't put the fat guy on the bike."

There's nothing quite like looking like an eedjit in front of 1300 colleagues to concentrate the mind.