Don't let the shirt and sunglasses deceive you. He's calm and professional in all his dealings.
Who am I trying to kid? He's as mad as a badger, keeps a four-foot long sledgehammer on his desk and has been known to use a pogo stick in the office. And this (the whole Queasy Riders thing) is all his fault.
Richard's objectives for the trip include not only £10,000 for a good cause, but a new World Record and possibly a film contract. Given that Richard's the bloke who does my performance reviews at work, I'll leave it to you to consider who'd play him.
I'd make a few suggestions, but I quite like having a regular pay cheque.
Who am I trying to kid? He's as mad as a badger, keeps a four-foot long sledgehammer on his desk and has been known to use a pogo stick in the office. And this (the whole Queasy Riders thing) is all his fault.
Richard's objectives for the trip include not only £10,000 for a good cause, but a new World Record and possibly a film contract. Given that Richard's the bloke who does my performance reviews at work, I'll leave it to you to consider who'd play him.
I'd make a few suggestions, but I quite like having a regular pay cheque.
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